cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youOh my dick definitely my dick
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i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
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I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.
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A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
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[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
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Charmaine Olivia
